"There's nothing wrong with a little bit of sleeping around."
--Shannon--

"Tim, will you make out with me?" --Mike--
"I'm thinking about it Mike." --Tim's Response--

"I wanna find clowns in sewer pipes so they take over my brain and I can live in the dark and do whatever I want cause nobody can tell me what to do or I'll eat 'em!"
--Shannon--

"I need a friend"
--Mike--

"Hey guys, I think I'm starting to get an imaginary friend"
--Shannon--

"I may be a lot dumber than you, but I'm a lot drunker than you, so I'm a lot happier than you, so fuck you."
--Jared--

I'm a quick and nimble china man stuck in a white girls body"
--Shannon--

"Well I've been listening to you for the past 7 minutes, and I think you're a fuck"
--Amber--

"I can't wait until I'm a monkey!"
--Shannon--

"When I'm older I wanna roast people in my clown pit."
--Shannon--

"We'll find the raccoon, chase him, kill him, eat him, and then take pictures of him!"
--Tim--

"Mmmm yeah, nothing like ramming the pointy end of a dorito into the hole where you're pierced. I think I'll do it again."
--Shannon--

"Yeah, Gatorade Rocks."
--Chris--

"I love cock, MMMMM yeah!"
--Chad--

"Oh man-I only shaved one of my legs today! I can't believe I did that!"
--Shannon--

"Will you be my life partner Vicki?"
--Shannon--

"If They can survive Chlamydia, Herpes, AND Gonorrhea, I'm sure they can beat out the West Niles Virus"
--Shannon--

"If they can't scratch my cock while they're getting me off, I don't want them"
--Shannon--

"My photography is really good at bringing out the gay in people. Look at the pictures, they're all fruity"
--Shannon--

"Man, now I have to shave ONE leg tomorrow. I'm still all bitching about my hairy leg"
--Shannon--

"Stop laughing dude! Everytime I laugh I feel pressure on my asshole!"
--Shannon--

"I think I just laughed the shit out of me...I don't have to go anymore"
--Shannon--

"This time I was trying to laugh and hold the shit in at the same time, so now my brain is all confused"
--Shannon--